Life is a great travel trip. Problem is that It doesnt come with a map We’ve to search our own ways to reach the Destinations.
Good Morning
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1 Admi Ka Inteqal Hogaya, Uska Dost Uski BV K Pas Aya oR Bola: Kiya Main Uski Jagah Lay Sakta Hon? BV:Mjhay Koi Aitraz Nai QABRiASTAN Walon Se Pooch Lo…
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Ek aadmi hotal wale se: Aaj aisi chaye pilao ke mera ang ang jhoom uthe.. Hotal wala: Janab main chaye me bhains ka dood dalta hun Nargis ka nahi.
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Father watching fashion Tv suddenly son came. Father:garib larkiyaan hain kaprey leney k liye b paisa nahi hy! Son:is se b garib aye to muje b bula lena.
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What is Friendship?
Friendship is touching of hearts and blend of souls.
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“MOON”
Ne Off ki Lighting,
“SUN”
Ne Shuru Ki Shining,
“MURGHAY”
Ne Di Warning
K
Ho Gai Hai
“MORNING”
Tou
Main Bhi Bol Dun Aapko
“GOOD MORNING”
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“AYAAT-UL_KURSI” ki Fazeelat
jab ghar se jate waqt parho to 70000 Farishtay har taraf se aapki hifazat krey gay
jab ghar me dakhil hote waqt parho to aap k ghar se mohtaji dur ho hayegi
jab wazu k bad parho to aap k 70 darjaat buland hon gay
agar raat ko sote waqt parho to 1 farishta saari rat appki hifazat krega
agar farz namaz k bad parho to marne k bad apka aik paon zameen par aur dusra jannat me hoga.
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Maqrooz kay bigray hue halaat ki maanind,
Majboor kay honton pe sawalaat ki maanind,
Dil ka teri chahat mein ajab haal hua hai,
Selaab se barbaad makanaat ki maanind,
Mein un mein bhatakte hue jugnu ki tara hun,
Us shakhs ki aankhein hain kisi raat ki maanind,
Dil roz sajata hun mein dulhan ki tara say,
Gham roz chalay ate hain baraat ki maanind,
Ab yeh bhi nhi yaad k kya naam tha us ka,
Jis shakhs ko manga tha manajaat ki maanind,
Kis darja muqaddas hai tere qurb ki khwahish,
Masoom se bachay k khyalat ki maanind,
Us shakhs se milna mera mumkin hi nhi tha,
Mein pyas ka sehra hun wo barsaat ki maanind…
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Jail Mein Sardar se Kisi ne pucha
Tum ne Aisi kaya Ghalti ki K tum jail mein ho?
Sardar: mein ne bank loota
or
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.
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Paisay wahin jama karwa diye,,
Boy1: Meet my wife,’Tina’.
Boy2: Oh! I knw her.
Boy1: How?
Boy2: V were caught sleeping 2gether.
Boy1: What da hell?
Boy2: during lecture in Physics class YAAR
Teacher: What is the difference
between New &old couples…?
Student: Very simple sir, New couple sleeps with lips to lips
&
Old couple sleeps with hips to hips.
