HUM GAYE UN K GHAR KEHNAY DIL
SE DIL MILA LO”
UN KI AMMA NE KHOKA DARWAZA
HUM NE KAHA AUNTY BACHON KO
POLEO KE QATRE PILWA LO ;
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Kesa lgta hy…?
Thandi shabnum me Hawa k jhonkon k sang Khamoshi se Chalte hue Koi apka hath tham k Hoolay se keh de… ye swetar lunday ka hy na… 
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Chand pr Apka Naam likhnay ko Ji chahta hai..
Lekin 1 to mera Hath nahi jata 2usra ye Khyal mujhe Humesha Dopehr ko Aata hai.
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1 Admi Ka Inteqal Hogaya, Uska Dost Uski BV K Pas Aya oR Bola: Kiya Main Uski Jagah Lay Sakta Hon? BV:Mjhay Koi Aitraz Nai QABRiASTAN Walon Se Pooch Lo…
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Jail Mein Sardar se Kisi ne pucha
Tum ne Aisi kaya Ghalti ki K tum jail mein ho?
Sardar: mein ne bank loota
or
.
.
.
Paisay wahin jama karwa diye,,
Boy1: Meet my wife,’Tina’.
Boy2: Oh! I knw her.
Boy1: How?
Boy2: V were caught sleeping 2gether.
Boy1: What da hell?
Boy2: during lecture in Physics class YAAR
Teacher: What is the difference
between New &old couples…?
Student: Very simple sir, New couple sleeps with lips to lips
&
Old couple sleeps with hips to hips.
