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Fiz forex — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 17:40:59 +0000

Pathan pehli bar namaz parhnay gya.
Uska naam Rehmat ullah tha.

Imam ne salam phera to kaha asslam u alaikum wa rehmat ulla.
Tou pathan bola
“Wa alaikum asslam molvi Abdullah.

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Fiz forex — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 18:01:35 +0000

Hum kisi ki Dosti k muntazir nahi hain FARAZ!

Jo hamein chor k jaye ga wo Inshaallah
rickshaw hi chalaye ga.:-)

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Fiz forex — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 17:12:37 +0000

Why does a man keep his wife’s photo in his pocket?

Because

When ever he is in trouble, He looks at the photo and thinks……

If I can face this I can face anything.:-)

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Fiz forex — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 17:02:00 +0000

Pathan ne call milai tou awaaz ai: Is call k lie ap ka balance nakaafi hai.

Pathan bola: Koi baat nhi meri jaan, Tum se baat ho jati hai yehi kaafi hai.

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Fiz forex — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 18:42:02 +0000

Wife: mere khyal me humari beti ko kisi se pyar ho gya hai?

Husband: Tum ko kese pta chala?

Wife: Qk wo kafi dino se easy load k paisay nhi maang rhi…….

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Fiz forex — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 17:37:13 +0000

“Lipat Har Mehboob ki bahon me wo qarar aya”

Wah Wah Wah

Abbu ne dekh lia OR phir ICU me hosh aya…..

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Fiz forex — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 17:28:51 +0000

Sardar: Agar Hathi sui k sorakh mein se guzarnay ki koshish kar rha ho tou usay roknay k lie kia karna chahie.

Pathan: us ki dum pe girah laga do khud hi phans jaye ga.

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