Pathan thermos le k picnic pe gya.
Pathan: is mein thandi cheez thandi or garm cheez garm rehti hai.
Dost: Tum is me kya laye ho?
Pathan: 4 qulfian or 2 cup chaye.
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Angraiz elaan kar rha tha or Sardar translate kar rha tha.
O People!
Oye kanjro!
Listen carefully.
Kan khol k sun lo.
If you interfairz in govt affairs
J kisay ne kahumat naal begharti kiti
He will be punished hard.
ohday naal kuttyan wali kiti jaye gi.
Thats all.
Dafa ho jao.
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End of Love Story by SMS:
Pyaray Basheeray!
Tera msg mila, parh kar bohat dukh hua.
Meri tarah tu bhi mujhay pull ja bashiray,
ab me 2 bachon ki maa hun, kaloo mochi ki ijjat hun, dil pay itt rakh k mere bachon ka mama ban ja!
Faqat,
Teri Sugraan
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Deadly IQ Question:
Pathan to Sardar: “Where is Abu Dabi?”
Sardar: “jithay Ami Dabi, Oday naal e zara pran kar k Abu dabi.”
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Height of Adab:
Main sirf ye soch kr paper khali dey
ata hun FARAZ!
k kahin teacherz ye na kahen k aggon
jawab denda a: -P.
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Mere dant mein keera tha.
Doctor ne kaha kuch din sirf
chaye or russ khao.
1 hafta main ne chaye russ khaye.
1 din sirf chaye pi rha tha
Keera bahar nikla or bola
“Russ muk gaye ne.”
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1 deewar pe likha tha,
“Kutta koora phenk rha hai”
SARDAR ne wahin par koora phenka
Or
Hanste Hue bola,
“Koora main suttya te na
Kuttay da lag gia.”
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Once there was a banda.
He was cutting fasal with datri…
He saw a wadda sara Sapp.
He began to cry, Bachao, Bachao I am marring,,,
Then his piyoo, take a sota and kill the sapp…
When o gay qareev, they saw that was not a sapp that was a kala rassa…
Moral: Annhy wah rola nai paieda.
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sitam dhanay ki
be had hoti hai
pass na anay ki
be had hoti hai
root janay ki be
had hoti hai,
i call kar day
zalim paisay
bachaney kibe
had hoti hai.
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HUM GAYE UN K GHAR KEHNAY DIL
SE DIL MILA LO”
UN KI AMMA NE KHOKA DARWAZA
HUM NE KAHA AUNTY BACHON KO
POLEO KE QATRE PILWA LO ;
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Father.What about ur result?
Son. Wo headmster saab ka beta fail hy Father. What about u.
Son. Wo dr.sab ka beta b fail hy. Father. N whats ur result.?
Son. Wo khan sab ka beta b fail hy Father. U idiot, i m asking about urs…. Son.tu konsa allama iqbal hai jo tera bacha pas h0ga hv a gd day:-)
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