“Her MARD ki zindagi me “3 Dolls” aati hain.:-)
Ek iski beti, Baby Doll.:-|
Dosri iski girlfriend Barbi Doll.;-)
Tesri iski Biwi, “PANADOL” wo b EXTRA
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Kesa lgta hy…?
Thandi shabnum me Hawa k jhonkon k sang Khamoshi se Chalte hue Koi apka hath tham k Hoolay se keh de… ye swetar lunday ka hy na… 
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Chand pr Apka Naam likhnay ko Ji chahta hai..
Lekin 1 to mera Hath nahi jata 2usra ye Khyal mujhe Humesha Dopehr ko Aata hai.
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Sardar: Yaar suraj raat ko q nahi nikalta?
2nd sardar: Ha ha ha ha! Nikle ga b to andhere main Tere baap ko b nazar nahi aaye ga…
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A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay ?
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free !
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In a Bio practical examiner showed legs of a bird n said: Wats the bird name? Sardar: I dnt know
Examiner: U r failed.wats ur name?
Srdr: Merian lattan wekh k Das.
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Boy.soot acha pehna hai.
Girl.thanx.
Boy.Make up b acha kiya hai. Girl.thanx.
Boy.Mehndi b achi lgai hai.
Girl.thanx brother.
Boy.Soni fir v nai lgdi pai
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1 sardar apna sara saman le k GEO k office puhncha or bola Wo larki kahan ha jo news k bad kehti ha ‘Hamary sath rhiye ga’ Assi oday naal rehn aye aan.
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PAKISTAN Me MAH-E-L0AD SHEDDING Ka CHAND dubara Nzar Agya Hy Tamam Log Qurbani K Lye Tayar Ho Jayen.:-( —WAPDA—
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Ek Orrat Bache ko le kar Najomi ke pas gai
Orrat:Ye Bacha bara ho K kia bany ga? NAJOMI ne bachey K samne 1 kitab Sharab ki bottle or pesay rkhey or kaha
in me se 1 cheez uthao! Bchay ne Kitab baghal me dabai Bottle monh se lagai or Pesay jaib me daal k bhag gaya NAJOOMI:Ye “Asif Zardari ” baney ga..
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1 Admi Ka Inteqal Hogaya, Uska Dost Uski BV K Pas Aya oR Bola: Kiya Main Uski Jagah Lay Sakta Hon? BV:Mjhay Koi Aitraz Nai QABRiASTAN Walon Se Pooch Lo…
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