Ek aadmi hotal wale se: Aaj aisi chaye pilao ke mera ang ang jhoom uthe.. Hotal wala: Janab main chaye me bhains ka dood dalta hun Nargis ka nahi.
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Father watching fashion Tv suddenly son came. Father:garib larkiyaan hain kaprey leney k liye b paisa nahi hy! Son:is se b garib aye to muje b bula lena.
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Jail Mein Sardar se Kisi ne pucha
Tum ne Aisi kaya Ghalti ki K tum jail mein ho?
Sardar: mein ne bank loota
or
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Paisay wahin jama karwa diye,,
Boy1: Meet my wife,’Tina’.
Boy2: Oh! I knw her.
Boy1: How?
Boy2: V were caught sleeping 2gether.
Boy1: What da hell?
Boy2: during lecture in Physics class YAAR
Teacher: What is the difference
between New &old couples…?
Student: Very simple sir, New couple sleeps with lips to lips
&
Old couple sleeps with hips to hips.
