ZA Text » Mix Text http://www.zatext.com Latest SMS / Text Messages | Morning Wishes, Birthday Messages, Night Sayings, Free Funny Jokes, Text SMS (English, Hindi, Urdu) Tue, 19 Jul 2011 23:51:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Sardar Jokes http://www.zatext.com/mix-text/sardar-jokes/ http://www.zatext.com/mix-text/sardar-jokes/#comments Sat, 24 Jul 2010 17:24:36 +0000 Fiz forex http://www.zatext.com/?p=389 Judge: Is sardar k dono kaan kaat do.

Sardar: Nahi main ANDHA ho jaon ga.

Judge: Kaan katne se Andhay kese ho jao gay.

Sardar: Ainak ki tere piyo de kan te lawan ga.

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]]> http://www.zatext.com/mix-text/sardar-jokes/feed/ 0 HEALTH TIPS http://www.zatext.com/mix-text/health-tips/ http://www.zatext.com/mix-text/health-tips/#comments Sat, 17 Jul 2010 17:41:42 +0000 Fiz forex http://www.zatext.com/?p=349 HEALTH TIPS

1. Subha ko zyada se zya pani peo.

2. Sham ko 5pm ka bad pait bhar k khana mat khao.

3.Mobile left ear se suno.

4. Jab mobile ki batry ka last point ho tou fone attend na karo bcoz us waqt radiations 1000 guna strong ho jati hain.

5. Medicine thanday pani se na lo.

6. Medicine lete hi sona nhi chahie.

7. Sone k lie behtreen waqt 10pm to 4am hai.

8. Kabhi bhi ulta mat soyen.

9. Hamesha right karwat le kar soyen.

10. Har kaam karne se Bismillah zaroor parhen.

Thanks.

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]]> http://www.zatext.com/mix-text/health-tips/feed/ 0 Subah se le kar sh@@m tak http://www.zatext.com/mix-text/subah-se-le-kar-shm-tak/ http://www.zatext.com/mix-text/subah-se-le-kar-shm-tak/#comments Fri, 16 Jul 2010 17:25:36 +0000 Fiz forex http://www.zatext.com/?p=341 Subah se le kar sh@@m tak……
Sh@@m se le kar R@@t tak…..

R@@t se le kar subah tak……
Subha se phir sh@@m tak…..

Bas Ji kia btaon?
Light ne tang kia hua hai….

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]]> http://www.zatext.com/mix-text/subah-se-le-kar-shm-tak/feed/ 0 AGAR RAAT KI TANGI MEIN KOI http://www.zatext.com/mix-text/agar-raat-ki-tangi-mein-koi/ http://www.zatext.com/mix-text/agar-raat-ki-tangi-mein-koi/#comments Thu, 24 Jun 2010 17:21:26 +0000 Fiz forex http://www.zatext.com/?p=294 AGAR RAAT KI

TANGI MEIN KOI

TANG KARE ,

KARWATEIN BADALNE

PE MAJBOOR KARE ,

CHUPKE SE KAAN

MAIN SORGOSHI

KARE OUR GAAL

CHOOMLE ,TOH

MORTIEN JALA,

LOW , OUR MACHAR

BHAGAO.

GOOD NIGHT!

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