Judge: Is sardar k dono kaan kaat do.
Sardar: Nahi main ANDHA ho jaon ga.
Judge: Kaan katne se Andhay kese ho jao gay.
Sardar: Ainak ki tere piyo de kan te lawan ga.
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Sardar: Agar Hathi sui k sorakh mein se guzarnay ki koshish kar rha ho tou usay roknay k lie kia karna chahie.
Pathan: us ki dum pe girah laga do khud hi phans jaye ga.
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Sardar told his Friend: Yaar, ik kuri menu has k wekhdi ay……
Friend: Confirm kar le!! Has k wekhdi ay…………..
K
Wekh k hasdi ay…………..
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Angraiz elaan kar rha tha or Sardar translate kar rha tha.
O People!
Oye kanjro!
Listen carefully.
Kan khol k sun lo.
If you interfairz in govt affairs
J kisay ne kahumat naal begharti kiti
He will be punished hard.
ohday naal kuttyan wali kiti jaye gi.
Thats all.
Dafa ho jao.
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Deadly IQ Question:
Pathan to Sardar: “Where is Abu Dabi?”
Sardar: “jithay Ami Dabi, Oday naal e zara pran kar k Abu dabi.”
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1 deewar pe likha tha,
“Kutta koora phenk rha hai”
SARDAR ne wahin par koora phenka
Or
Hanste Hue bola,
“Koora main suttya te na
Kuttay da lag gia.”
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Sardar: Yaar suraj raat ko q nahi nikalta?
2nd sardar: Ha ha ha ha! Nikle ga b to andhere main Tere baap ko b nazar nahi aaye ga…
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In a Bio practical examiner showed legs of a bird n said: Wats the bird name? Sardar: I dnt know
Examiner: U r failed.wats ur name?
Srdr: Merian lattan wekh k Das.
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1 sardar apna sara saman le k GEO k office puhncha or bola Wo larki kahan ha jo news k bad kehti ha ‘Hamary sath rhiye ga’ Assi oday naal rehn aye aan.
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Jail Mein Sardar se Kisi ne pucha
Tum ne Aisi kaya Ghalti ki K tum jail mein ho?
Sardar: mein ne bank loota
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Paisay wahin jama karwa diye,,
