ZA Text » Sardar SMS http://www.zatext.com Latest SMS / Text Messages | Morning Wishes, Birthday Messages, Night Sayings, Free Funny Jokes, Text SMS (English, Hindi, Urdu) Tue, 19 Jul 2011 23:51:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Sardar Jokes http://www.zatext.com/mix-text/sardar-jokes/ http://www.zatext.com/mix-text/sardar-jokes/#comments Sat, 24 Jul 2010 17:24:36 +0000 Fiz forex http://www.zatext.com/?p=389 Judge: Is sardar k dono kaan kaat do.

Sardar: Nahi main ANDHA ho jaon ga.

Judge: Kaan katne se Andhay kese ho jao gay.

Sardar: Ainak ki tere piyo de kan te lawan ga.

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]]> http://www.zatext.com/mix-text/sardar-jokes/feed/ 0 Sardar: Agar Hathi http://www.zatext.com/funny-sms/sardar-agar-hathi/ http://www.zatext.com/funny-sms/sardar-agar-hathi/#comments Thu, 15 Jul 2010 17:28:51 +0000 Fiz forex http://www.zatext.com/?p=331 Sardar: Agar Hathi sui k sorakh mein se guzarnay ki koshish kar rha ho tou usay roknay k lie kia karna chahie.

Pathan: us ki dum pe girah laga do khud hi phans jaye ga.

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]]> http://www.zatext.com/funny-sms/sardar-agar-hathi/feed/ 0 Sardar Told his Friend: http://www.zatext.com/funny-sms/sardar-told-his-friend/ http://www.zatext.com/funny-sms/sardar-told-his-friend/#comments Sun, 04 Jul 2010 17:05:10 +0000 Fiz forex http://www.zatext.com/?p=318 Sardar told his Friend: Yaar, ik kuri menu has k wekhdi ay……

Friend: Confirm kar le!! Has k wekhdi ay…………..

K

Wekh k hasdi ay…………..

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]]> http://www.zatext.com/funny-sms/sardar-told-his-friend/feed/ 0 Angraiz elaan kar rha tha http://www.zatext.com/funny-sms/angraiz-elaan-kar-rha-tha/ http://www.zatext.com/funny-sms/angraiz-elaan-kar-rha-tha/#comments Mon, 21 Jun 2010 18:02:30 +0000 Fiz forex http://www.zatext.com/?p=280 Angraiz elaan kar rha tha or Sardar translate kar rha tha.

O People!
Oye kanjro!

Listen carefully.
Kan khol k sun lo.

If you interfairz in govt affairs
J kisay ne kahumat naal begharti kiti

He will be punished hard.
ohday naal kuttyan wali kiti jaye gi.

Thats all.
Dafa ho jao.

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]]> http://www.zatext.com/funny-sms/angraiz-elaan-kar-rha-tha/feed/ 0 Deadly IQ Question: http://www.zatext.com/funny-sms/deadly-iq-question/ http://www.zatext.com/funny-sms/deadly-iq-question/#comments Wed, 12 May 2010 16:41:05 +0000 Fiz forex http://www.zatext.com/?p=238 Deadly IQ Question:

Pathan to Sardar: “Where is Abu Dabi?”

Sardar: “jithay Ami Dabi, Oday naal e zara pran kar k Abu dabi.”

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]]> http://www.zatext.com/funny-sms/deadly-iq-question/feed/ 0 1 deewar pe likha tha, http://www.zatext.com/funny-sms/1-deewar-pe-likha-tha/ http://www.zatext.com/funny-sms/1-deewar-pe-likha-tha/#comments Thu, 29 Apr 2010 18:12:34 +0000 Fiz forex http://www.zatext.com/?p=229 1 deewar pe likha tha,
“Kutta koora phenk rha hai”

SARDAR ne wahin par koora phenka
Or
Hanste Hue bola,

“Koora main suttya te na
Kuttay da lag gia.”

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]]> http://www.zatext.com/funny-sms/1-deewar-pe-likha-tha/feed/ 0 Sardar: Yaar suraj raat ko q nahi nikalta? http://www.zatext.com/funny-sms/sardar-yaar-suraj-raat-ko-q-nahi-nikalta/ http://www.zatext.com/funny-sms/sardar-yaar-suraj-raat-ko-q-nahi-nikalta/#comments Tue, 16 Mar 2010 17:22:14 +0000 Fiz forex http://www.zatext.com/?p=148 Sardar: Yaar suraj raat ko q nahi nikalta?
2nd sardar: Ha ha ha ha! Nikle ga b to andhere main Tere baap ko b nazar nahi aaye ga…

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