Mere dant mein keera tha.

Posted: May 9th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Funny Jokes, Funny SMS, Smile SMS | Comments Off

Mere dant mein keera tha.
Doctor ne kaha kuch din sirf
chaye or russ khao.
1 hafta main ne chaye russ khaye.
1 din sirf chaye pi rha tha
Keera bahar nikla or bola
“Russ muk gaye ne.”

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1 deewar pe likha tha,

Posted: April 29th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Funny Jokes, Funny SMS, Sardar SMS, Smile SMS | Comments Off

1 deewar pe likha tha,
“Kutta koora phenk rha hai”

SARDAR ne wahin par koora phenka
Or
Hanste Hue bola,

“Koora main suttya te na
Kuttay da lag gia.”

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THE MEANING OF HAPPY

Posted: March 28th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Cool/Decent SMS, Miss You SMS, Smile SMS | Comments Off

HAPPY HAPPY
HAPPY HAPPY

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS
THE MEANING OF HAPPY
H-HUM ,
A. AAP KO.
P.PAL
P.PAL
Y.YAAD KERTE HEIN’

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Kesa lgta hy…?

Posted: March 16th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: April Fools SMS, Funny Jokes, Funny SMS, Smile SMS | Comments Off

Kesa lgta hy…?
Thandi shabnum me Hawa k jhonkon k sang Khamoshi se Chalte hue Koi apka hath tham k Hoolay se keh de… ye swetar lunday ka hy na… ;-)

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Chand pr Apka Naam likhnay ko Ji chahta hai..

Posted: March 16th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: April Fools SMS, Funny Jokes, Funny SMS, Smile SMS | Comments Off

Chand pr Apka Naam likhnay ko Ji chahta hai..

Lekin 1 to mera Hath nahi jata 2usra ye Khyal mujhe Humesha Dopehr ko Aata hai.

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1 Admi Ka Inteqal Hogaya,

Posted: March 14th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: April Fools SMS, Funny Jokes, Funny SMS, Smile SMS | Comments Off

1 Admi Ka Inteqal Hogaya, Uska Dost Uski BV K Pas Aya oR Bola: Kiya Main Uski Jagah Lay Sakta Hon? BV:Mjhay Koi Aitraz Nai QABRiASTAN Walon Se Pooch Lo…

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Father watching fashion Tv

Posted: March 14th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Funny Jokes, Funny SMS, Smile SMS | Comments Off

Father watching fashion Tv suddenly son came. Father:garib larkiyaan hain kaprey leney k liye b paisa nahi hy! Son:is se b garib aye to muje b bula lena.

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