Why does a man keep his wife’s photo in his pocket?
Because
When ever he is in trouble, He looks at the photo and thinks……
If I can face this I can face anything.:-)
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Collection of Wife Messages by ZAText.Com
Wife: mere khyal me humari beti ko kisi se pyar ho gya hai?
Husband: Tum ko kese pta chala?
Wife: Qk wo kafi dino se easy load k paisay nhi maang rhi…….
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Collection of Funny Text Messages by ZAText.Com
“Her MARD ki zindagi me “3 Dolls” aati hain.:-)
Ek iski beti, Baby Doll.:-|
Dosri iski girlfriend Barbi Doll.;-)
Tesri iski Biwi, “PANADOL” wo b EXTRA
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A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay ?
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free !
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Boy1: Meet my wife,’Tina’.
Boy2: Oh! I knw her.
Boy1: How?
Boy2: V were caught sleeping 2gether.
Boy1: What da hell?
Boy2: during lecture in Physics class YAAR
