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Why does a man keep his wife’s photo in his pocket?

Because

When ever he is in trouble, He looks at the photo and thinks……

If I can face this I can face anything.:-)

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Wife: mere khyal me humari beti ko kisi se pyar ho gya hai?

Husband: Tum ko kese pta chala?

Wife: Qk wo kafi dino se easy load k paisay nhi maang rhi…….

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“Her MARD ki zindagi me “3 Dolls” aati hain.:-)
Ek iski beti, Baby Doll.:-|
Dosri iski girlfriend Barbi Doll.;-)
Tesri iski Biwi, “PANADOL” wo b EXTRA

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A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay ?
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free !

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Boy1: Meet my wife,’Tina’.
Boy2: Oh! I knw her.
Boy1: How?
Boy2: V were caught sleeping 2gether.
Boy1: What da hell?
Boy2: during lecture in Physics class YAAR