Father.What about ur result?
Son. Wo headmster saab ka beta fail hy Father. What about u.
Son. Wo dr.sab ka beta b fail hy. Father. N whats ur result.?
Son. Wo khan sab ka beta b fail hy Father. U idiot, i m asking about urs…. Son.tu konsa allama iqbal hai jo tera bacha pas h0ga hv a gd day:-)
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“Her MARD ki zindagi me “3 Dolls” aati hain.:-)
Ek iski beti, Baby Doll.:-|
Dosri iski girlfriend Barbi Doll.;-)
Tesri iski Biwi, “PANADOL” wo b EXTRA
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Waraq waraq per tari ibarat tera fasana, teri hakayat,,, kitab-e-hasti ko jab bi khola tari Muhabat ka baab nikla____!!
Gud night
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Osy Kaho K Apni Masrofiyat Kam Kr Dey “Faraz”……..
Suna Hai Bicharne Ki Ye Pehli Nishani Hoti Hai…….!
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Kesa lgta hy…?
Thandi shabnum me Hawa k jhonkon k sang Khamoshi se Chalte hue Koi apka hath tham k Hoolay se keh de… ye swetar lunday ka hy na… 
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Shakespear said,
“Death is not the biggest loss in life,
the biggest loss is When Relationships die among us when we are alive”
so keep our relation alive
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Shehr-e-khayal-o-khwab me abaad ho gaya,
>< Itna usy parha k muje yaad ho gaya..
>< Ma aaj tk hun jis k faraib-o-hisaar ma,
>< Wo aur hi kisi ka mere baad ho gaya..
>< Aandhi hawa ka saath nibhane k shoq main,
>< Koi tabah ho gaya barbad ho gaya..
>< Apni to sari umar aseeri main kat gayi,
>< Jis ne b haar maan li azaad ho gaya..
>< Pehle to paanion se rahi guftagoo meri,
>< Phir youn hua k aiyna ejaad ho gaya..!!! ><><><
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{~AFSANA~}
1 dost bola tu shadi kis se karega? Mene kaha me shadi shuda hon,
Kehne laga kon he tera jiwan sati? Mene kaha yadain hain kisi ki,
kehne laga kis ne parhaya ta tera Nika? Mene kaha Mustaqbil k khwabon ne,
Wo bola kesi guzar rahi he zindagi?
Me bolne hi wala ta k ankhon se ansun chalak paray,
Wo bola usy chor kun nain deta?
Mene kaha HAQ-MEHAR me apni Zindagi likhi hoi he…
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Chand pr Apka Naam likhnay ko Ji chahta hai..
Lekin 1 to mera Hath nahi jata 2usra ye Khyal mujhe Humesha Dopehr ko Aata hai.
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“Phool Apni Khaslut Pe Bebus Hain Kitne ‘MOHSIN’…!
Torne Waale Ko Bhi Khushbo Ki Saza dete Hain..
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Duniya K “Sagar” main ek tumhari hi kashti ka sahara mila hai, ~DOST~..
tum bhi wahan na chorr dena jahan koi “sahil” hi na ho…
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