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“MOON”
Ne Off ki Lighting,
“SUN”
Ne Shuru Ki Shining,
“MURGHAY”
Ne Di Warning
K
Ho Gai Hai
“MORNING”
Tou
Main Bhi Bol Dun Aapko

“GOOD MORNING”

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“AYAAT-UL_KURSI” ki Fazeelat

jab ghar se jate waqt parho to 70000 Farishtay har taraf se aapki hifazat krey gay

jab ghar me dakhil hote waqt parho to aap k ghar se mohtaji dur ho hayegi

jab wazu k bad parho to aap k 70 darjaat buland hon gay

agar raat ko sote waqt parho to 1 farishta saari rat appki hifazat krega

agar farz namaz k bad parho to marne k bad apka aik paon zameen par aur dusra jannat me hoga.

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Maqrooz kay bigray hue halaat ki maanind,
Majboor kay honton pe sawalaat ki maanind,

Dil ka teri chahat mein ajab haal hua hai,
Selaab se barbaad makanaat ki maanind,

Mein un mein bhatakte hue jugnu ki tara hun,
Us shakhs ki aankhein hain kisi raat ki maanind,

Dil roz sajata hun mein dulhan ki tara say,
Gham roz chalay ate hain baraat ki maanind,

Ab yeh bhi nhi yaad k kya naam tha us ka,
Jis shakhs ko manga tha manajaat ki maanind,

Kis darja muqaddas hai tere qurb ki khwahish,
Masoom se bachay k khyalat ki maanind,

Us shakhs se milna mera mumkin hi nhi tha,
Mein pyas ka sehra hun wo barsaat ki maanind…

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Jail Mein Sardar se Kisi ne pucha

Tum ne Aisi kaya Ghalti ki K tum jail mein ho?

Sardar: mein ne bank loota

or
.
.
.
Paisay wahin jama karwa diye,,

Boy1: Meet my wife,’Tina’.
Boy2: Oh! I knw her.
Boy1: How?
Boy2: V were caught sleeping 2gether.
Boy1: What da hell?
Boy2: during lecture in Physics class YAAR

Teacher: What is the difference
between New &old couples…?

Student: Very simple sir, New couple sleeps with lips to lips
&
Old couple sleeps with hips to hips.

Soney ki chand sunatain

>WAZU kar k soaee
>BISTAR jhar kar soaee
>RIGHT karwat ly kar soaee
>SONEY KI DUA PARH K SOAEE
“ALLAH HUMMA BISMEKA AMOOTO WA AHYA”
(Good Night)

See, stars are blinking,
Moon is shinning,
breeze is singing…
Because I ask them to greet U
A very special Good Night !!!

Never blame a day in ur life
Offcourse, Good days give u happiness,
And Bad days give u experience.
Both are essential for life!
All are God’s blessings!

[ Good Night ]