Sardar told his Friend: Yaar, ik kuri menu has k wekhdi ay……
Friend: Confirm kar le!! Has k wekhdi ay…………..
K
Wekh k hasdi ay…………..
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Larka: (class fellow se) Tum pass ho gaii ho…
Moun hi meetha karwa do.
Larki: Kiss se?
Larka: Chalo isi se karwa do….
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JAB DOST KI DASTAN WAQT SUNAYEGA,
HUM KO BHI KOI SHAKHS YAAD AYEGA,
TAB BHOOL JAYENGA ZINDAGI KE GHAMON KO,
JAB AP SE SATH GUZRA WAQT YAAAD AYE GA……
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ZINDGI KISI KI AMANAT NAHI HOTI,
AMANAT ME KABHI KHAYANA NAHI HOTI,
DIL ZARA DEKH KAR LAGANA DOSTO
ISHQ KI KAID MEIN KABHI ZAMANT NAHI HOTI ..
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Doctor: jab ap ko pta tha k aap k Moun me chipkali Ghus rahi hai tou aap ne kuch kia kiun nhi?
Sardar: Pehlay cockroach gya tha tou me samjha k chipkali usay pakar k wapas a jaye gi.
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Bacha apni Dadi se: Kya hum hamesha 5 hi rahen gay?
Ap, Papa, Mama, Behan or main.
Dadi: nhi jab tumhari shadi ho jaye gi tou hum 6 ho jain gay.
Bacha: phir behan ki shadi ho jayegi to hum phir se 5 ho jain gay.
Dadi pyar se: Nhi jab tumhara beta ho jayega to hum phir 6 ho jain gay.
Bacha: tab aap mar jao gi tou hum phir 5 ho jain gay.
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Khali kaghaz pe harf sjaya karta tha,
Tanhai mein shehar bsaya karta tha,
Kesa pagal shakhs tha sari sari raat,
Deewaron ko dard sunaya karta tha,
Ro deta tha ap hi apni baton par,
Or phir khud ko ap hansaya karta tha,
Jalne lagti lahu mein judai to ro deta,
Tanhaiyon ki khak uraya karta tha,
Yaro be waqt hua pyar usay lay duba,
Jo logon ko pyar k gur sikhaya karta tha,
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KYUN DIL K QAREEB A JATA HAI KOI,
KYUE MOHABAT KA EHSAS JUGA JATE HAI KOI ,
JAB DIL KO KISI KI AADAT HO JATI HAI,
ACHANUK DOOR KYUN CHALA JATA HAI KOI.
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sitam dhanay ki
be had hoti hai
pass na anay ki
be had hoti hai
root janay ki be
had hoti hai,
i call kar day
zalim paisay
bachaney kibe
had hoti hai.
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PAL PAL TARSYE THE US
PAL K LIYE
WO PAL AYA B TO KUCH PAL
K LIYE SOCHA THA OSE
ZINDGI ,KA AK HASIN PAL
B NA LEIN GE , PAR VO
PAL RUKA B TO BAS EK
PAL K LIYE.
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TU DUR HAI MUJ SAY
OR PASS B HAI,
TERI KAMI KA EHSAS B
HAI ,DOST LAKHON HAIN
JAHAN MEIN MAREY ,
TU PIYARA B HAI OR
KUCH KHAS B HAI.
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