Sardar Jokes

Posted: July 24th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Mix Text, Sardar SMS | Tags: , , | Comments Off

Judge: Is sardar k dono kaan kaat do.

Sardar: Nahi main ANDHA ho jaon ga.

Judge: Kaan katne se Andhay kese ho jao gay.

Sardar: Ainak ki tere piyo de kan te lawan ga.

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Sardar: Agar Hathi

Posted: July 15th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Funny Jokes, Funny SMS, Sardar SMS | Tags: , , | Comments Off

Sardar: Agar Hathi sui k sorakh mein se guzarnay ki koshish kar rha ho tou usay roknay k lie kia karna chahie.

Pathan: us ki dum pe girah laga do khud hi phans jaye ga.

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