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Why does a man keep his wife’s photo in his pocket?

Because

When ever he is in trouble, He looks at the photo and thinks……

If I can face this I can face anything.:-)

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Pathan thermos le k picnic pe gya.

Pathan: is mein thandi cheez thandi or garm cheez garm rehti hai.

Dost: Tum is me kya laye ho?
Pathan: 4 qulfian or 2 cup chaye.

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Angraiz elaan kar rha tha or Sardar translate kar rha tha.

O People!
Oye kanjro!

Listen carefully.
Kan khol k sun lo.

If you interfairz in govt affairs
J kisay ne kahumat naal begharti kiti

He will be punished hard.
ohday naal kuttyan wali kiti jaye gi.

Thats all.
Dafa ho jao.

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