Why does a man keep
Why does a man keep his wife’s photo in his pocket?
Because
When ever he is in trouble, He looks at the photo and thinks……
If I can face this I can face anything.:-)
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Why does a man keep his wife’s photo in his pocket?
Because
When ever he is in trouble, He looks at the photo and thinks……
If I can face this I can face anything.:-)
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Collection of Wife Messages by ZAText.Com
Pathan thermos le k picnic pe gya.
Pathan: is mein thandi cheez thandi or garm cheez garm rehti hai.
Dost: Tum is me kya laye ho?
Pathan: 4 qulfian or 2 cup chaye.
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Angraiz elaan kar rha tha or Sardar translate kar rha tha.
O People!
Oye kanjro!
Listen carefully.
Kan khol k sun lo.
If you interfairz in govt affairs
J kisay ne kahumat naal begharti kiti
He will be punished hard.
ohday naal kuttyan wali kiti jaye gi.
Thats all.
Dafa ho jao.
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