ZA Text » Funny Jokes Text Messages http://www.zatext.com Latest SMS / Text Messages | Morning Wishes, Birthday Messages, Night Sayings, Free Funny Jokes, Text SMS (English, Hindi, Urdu) Tue, 19 Jul 2011 23:51:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Why does a man keep http://www.zatext.com/funny-sms/why-does-a-man-keep/ http://www.zatext.com/funny-sms/why-does-a-man-keep/#comments Wed, 21 Jul 2010 17:12:37 +0000 Fiz forex http://www.zatext.com/?p=374 Why does a man keep his wife’s photo in his pocket?

Because

When ever he is in trouble, He looks at the photo and thinks……

If I can face this I can face anything.:-)

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]]> http://www.zatext.com/funny-sms/why-does-a-man-keep/feed/ 0 Pathan Tharmos le k picnic pe gya. http://www.zatext.com/funny-sms/pathan-tharmos-le-k-picnic-pe-gya/ http://www.zatext.com/funny-sms/pathan-tharmos-le-k-picnic-pe-gya/#comments Mon, 21 Jun 2010 18:09:00 +0000 Fiz forex http://www.zatext.com/?p=282 Pathan thermos le k picnic pe gya.

Pathan: is mein thandi cheez thandi or garm cheez garm rehti hai.

Dost: Tum is me kya laye ho?
Pathan: 4 qulfian or 2 cup chaye.

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]]> http://www.zatext.com/funny-sms/pathan-tharmos-le-k-picnic-pe-gya/feed/ 0 Angraiz elaan kar rha tha http://www.zatext.com/funny-sms/angraiz-elaan-kar-rha-tha/ http://www.zatext.com/funny-sms/angraiz-elaan-kar-rha-tha/#comments Mon, 21 Jun 2010 18:02:30 +0000 Fiz forex http://www.zatext.com/?p=280 Angraiz elaan kar rha tha or Sardar translate kar rha tha.

O People!
Oye kanjro!

Listen carefully.
Kan khol k sun lo.

If you interfairz in govt affairs
J kisay ne kahumat naal begharti kiti

He will be punished hard.
ohday naal kuttyan wali kiti jaye gi.

Thats all.
Dafa ho jao.

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