Subah se le kar sh@@m tak……
Sh@@m se le kar R@@t tak…..
R@@t se le kar subah tak……
Subha se phir sh@@m tak…..
Bas Ji kia btaon?
Light ne tang kia hua hai….
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“Lipat Har Mehboob ki bahon me wo qarar aya”
Wah Wah Wah
Abbu ne dekh lia OR phir ICU me hosh aya…..
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Doctor: jab ap ko pta tha k aap k Moun me chipkali Ghus rahi hai tou aap ne kuch kia kiun nhi?
Sardar: Pehlay cockroach gya tha tou me samjha k chipkali usay pakar k wapas a jaye gi.
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Bacha apni Dadi se: Kya hum hamesha 5 hi rahen gay?
Ap, Papa, Mama, Behan or main.
Dadi: nhi jab tumhari shadi ho jaye gi tou hum 6 ho jain gay.
Bacha: phir behan ki shadi ho jayegi to hum phir se 5 ho jain gay.
Dadi pyar se: Nhi jab tumhara beta ho jayega to hum phir 6 ho jain gay.
Bacha: tab aap mar jao gi tou hum phir 5 ho jain gay.
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Pathan thermos le k picnic pe gya.
Pathan: is mein thandi cheez thandi or garm cheez garm rehti hai.
Dost: Tum is me kya laye ho?
Pathan: 4 qulfian or 2 cup chaye.
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