Lipat Har Mehboob ki bahon me wo qarar aya”

Posted: July 15th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Funny Jokes, Funny SMS | Tags: , , | Comments Off

“Lipat Har Mehboob ki bahon me wo qarar aya”

Wah Wah Wah

Abbu ne dekh lia OR phir ICU me hosh aya…..

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Angraiz elaan kar rha tha

Posted: June 21st, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Funny Jokes, Funny SMS, Sardar SMS | Tags: , , , | Comments Off

Angraiz elaan kar rha tha or Sardar translate kar rha tha.

O People!
Oye kanjro!

Listen carefully.
Kan khol k sun lo.

If you interfairz in govt affairs
J kisay ne kahumat naal begharti kiti

He will be punished hard.
ohday naal kuttyan wali kiti jaye gi.

Thats all.
Dafa ho jao.

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