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Hum kisi ki Dosti k muntazir nahi hain FARAZ!

Jo hamein chor k jaye ga wo Inshaallah
rickshaw hi chalaye ga.:-)

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Pathan ne call milai tou awaaz ai: Is call k lie ap ka balance nakaafi hai.

Pathan bola: Koi baat nhi meri jaan, Tum se baat ho jati hai yehi kaafi hai.

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Wife: mere khyal me humari beti ko kisi se pyar ho gya hai?

Husband: Tum ko kese pta chala?

Wife: Qk wo kafi dino se easy load k paisay nhi maang rhi…….

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Sardar told his Friend: Yaar, ik kuri menu has k wekhdi ay……

Friend: Confirm kar le!! Has k wekhdi ay…………..

K

Wekh k hasdi ay…………..

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Doctor: jab ap ko pta tha k aap k Moun me chipkali Ghus rahi hai tou aap ne kuch kia kiun nhi?

Sardar: Pehlay cockroach gya tha tou me samjha k chipkali usay pakar k wapas a jaye gi.

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Bacha apni Dadi se: Kya hum hamesha 5 hi rahen gay?
Ap, Papa, Mama, Behan or main.

Dadi: nhi jab tumhari shadi ho jaye gi tou hum 6 ho jain gay.

Bacha: phir behan ki shadi ho jayegi to hum phir se 5 ho jain gay.

Dadi pyar se: Nhi jab tumhara beta ho jayega to hum phir 6 ho jain gay.

Bacha: tab aap mar jao gi tou hum phir 5 ho jain gay.

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sitam dhanay ki

be had hoti hai

pass na anay ki

be had hoti hai

root janay ki be

had hoti hai,

i call kar day

zalim paisay

bachaney kibe

had hoti hai.

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