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Pahan Jokes

Pathan pehli bar namaz parhnay gya.
Uska naam Rehmat ullah tha.

Imam ne salam phera to kaha asslam u alaikum wa rehmat ulla.
Tou pathan bola
“Wa alaikum asslam molvi Abdullah.

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Subah se le kar sh@@m tak

Subah se le kar sh@@m tak……
Sh@@m se le kar R@@t tak…..

R@@t se le kar subah tak……
Subha se phir sh@@m tak…..

Bas Ji kia btaon?
Light ne tang kia hua hai….

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Lipat Har Mehboob ki bahon me wo qarar aya”

“Lipat Har Mehboob ki bahon me wo qarar aya”

Wah Wah Wah

Abbu ne dekh lia OR phir ICU me hosh aya…..

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