Pahan Jokes

Posted: July 24th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Funny Jokes, Funny SMS | Tags: , , | Comments Off

Pathan pehli bar namaz parhnay gya.
Uska naam Rehmat ullah tha.

Imam ne salam phera to kaha asslam u alaikum wa rehmat ulla.
Tou pathan bola
“Wa alaikum asslam molvi Abdullah.

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Collection of Pathan Messages by ZAText.Com


Subah se le kar sh@@m tak

Posted: July 16th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Misc SMS Jokes, Mix Text | Tags: , , | Comments Off

Subah se le kar sh@@m tak……
Sh@@m se le kar R@@t tak…..

R@@t se le kar subah tak……
Subha se phir sh@@m tak…..

Bas Ji kia btaon?
Light ne tang kia hua hai….

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Collection of Load Shedding Messages by ZAText.Com


Lipat Har Mehboob ki bahon me wo qarar aya”

Posted: July 15th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Funny Jokes, Funny SMS | Tags: , , | Comments Off

“Lipat Har Mehboob ki bahon me wo qarar aya”

Wah Wah Wah

Abbu ne dekh lia OR phir ICU me hosh aya…..

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Collection of Funny jokes by ZA Text.Com