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Pahan Jokes

Pathan pehli bar namaz parhnay gya.
Uska naam Rehmat ullah tha.

Imam ne salam phera to kaha asslam u alaikum wa rehmat ulla.
Tou pathan bola
“Wa alaikum asslam molvi Abdullah.

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Pathan Messages

Pathan ne call milai tou awaaz ai: Is call k lie ap ka balance nakaafi hai.

Pathan bola: Koi baat nhi meri jaan, Tum se baat ho jati hai yehi kaafi hai.

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Sardar: Agar Hathi

Sardar: Agar Hathi sui k sorakh mein se guzarnay ki koshish kar rha ho tou usay roknay k lie kia karna chahie.

Pathan: us ki dum pe girah laga do khud hi phans jaye ga.

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