Sardar: Agar Hathi

Sardar: Agar Hathi sui k sorakh mein se guzarnay ki koshish kar rha ho tou usay roknay k lie kia karna chahie.

Pathan: us ki dum pe girah laga do khud hi phans jaye ga.

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Sardar Told his Friend:

Sardar told his Friend: Yaar, ik kuri menu has k wekhdi ay……

Friend: Confirm kar le!! Has k wekhdi ay…………..

K

Wekh k hasdi ay…………..

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Pathan Tharmos le k picnic pe gya.

Pathan thermos le k picnic pe gya.

Pathan: is mein thandi cheez thandi or garm cheez garm rehti hai.

Dost: Tum is me kya laye ho?
Pathan: 4 qulfian or 2 cup chaye.

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