Larka: (class fellow se) Tum pass ho gaii ho…

Posted: July 4th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Flirt SMS, Funny Jokes, Funny SMS | Tags: , , | Comments Off

Larka: (class fellow se) Tum pass ho gaii ho…

Moun hi meetha karwa do.

Larki: Kiss se?

Larka: Chalo isi se karwa do….

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Bacha apni Dadi se

Posted: June 29th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Funny Jokes, Funny SMS | Tags: , , , | Comments Off

Bacha apni Dadi se: Kya hum hamesha 5 hi rahen gay?
Ap, Papa, Mama, Behan or main.

Dadi: nhi jab tumhari shadi ho jaye gi tou hum 6 ho jain gay.

Bacha: phir behan ki shadi ho jayegi to hum phir se 5 ho jain gay.

Dadi pyar se: Nhi jab tumhara beta ho jayega to hum phir 6 ho jain gay.

Bacha: tab aap mar jao gi tou hum phir 5 ho jain gay.

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